simp

A Simp is a simple ignoramus massive prick.

I was shopping today and come across the biggest simp you could ever meet.

He's just another simp who voted for Boris.

by Mr M Jackson October 11, 2021

Simp

SUCKER INFATUATED with MEDIOCRE PUSSY

Bros always broke because he be simpin’ soon as his check hits.

by ScuffedKicks July 15, 2025

simp

Alex the simp

alex simps over alicia

by aliciathomas April 1, 2020

SIMP

A man who facetimes juniors at late hours in the night and they are the last thing they think of when they go to sleep and the first thing they think of when they wake up.

Wow Nick Gianficwangwang is such a simp.

by kyle the savage April 11, 2020

Digi-simp

Simping as one would normally; having an intense infatuation with someone to the point of being unreasonable but over the digital representation of a real person instead of the person themself.

Heather: God I simp for Connor so hard, its unreal.
Kayla: You mean Brian Dechart? Thats who Connor is based off of.
Heather: No, fuck Brian Dechart, Connor is my simp of choice, it'd be weird to simp the real guy.
simps over Connor from Detroit: Become Human but finds it weird to simp over the real life Bryan Dechart.

Digi-SImp: Simping as one would normally; having an intense infatuation with someone to the point of being unreasonable but over the digital representation of a real person instead of the person themself.

by JerdyBerdy May 4, 2022

Simp

Guy who puts hoes before bros, and isn't necessarily interested in the 'hoes' a good example of this is Juan

Juan is a SIMP

by Pabloboa369 March 25, 2020

Simp

Someone, usually a male, who puts someone over themself to achieve something, usually a sexual favour. Looked down upon, no one really likes simps. If you want to be nice, be nice without expecting something!

Girl #1: Goddamn, he's such a simp, he liked all of my Instagram posts just to get me to kiss him!
Boy #1: Lmao, let's give him shit for it.

by thecutekidbruh July 23, 2020