fly you like a kite

a dumb pick up line commonly used by boys, which means he wants to put his dick in the girls pussy and go up and down.

"girl i wanna fly you like a kite"

by username420 December 21, 2020

imagine farting like a hippo

a chonkyc CHONKY VERY CHONKY BOY called gavin hee heee heee hawwwwww imagine eating paper matias

hello imagine farting like a hippo is the ways.

by pikachu2009best May 10, 2022

I don't like Mondays

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
The Telex machine is kept so clean
And it types to a waiting world
Her mother feels so shocked, father's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet sixteen, ain't that peachy keen
Now it ain't so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reasons do you need, oh oh oh oh?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
Down, down, shoot it all down
And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with the toys a while
And school's out early and soon we be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles and the captain tackles
With the problems and the hows and whys

And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die, oh oh oh?
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down

by WorseThanHitler March 22, 2021

Exploded like George's wallet

Finally had enough and "lost it";

Kept it all inside until one day just couldn't take it anymore and blew up

I had kept the hurt and anger penned up for so long, I just couldn't take it any more. I finally "exploded like George's wallet!"

by washedup January 23, 2011

shadow like/shadow comment

type of posting or marking a comment on social site and then deleting it.

This produces the "flash message" equivalent: you can see this information only once and even the notification vanishes! (at least on f*)

Tyro did shadow like/shadow comment on my photo from vacation with his unfunny thin veiled insults.

by pablo vitasso February 14, 2013

i like candy corns

a term you say when you are drunk, wasted, or just plain ass fucking retarded.

ummm, I LIKE CANDY CORNS!

I.LIKE.CANDY.CORNS!

by Ca2en September 19, 2017

Piss Like a Super Soaker

When the urge to urinate becomes so unbearable, after it being held in for so long, that the stream of liquid waste could conceivably be shot farther than 12 feet.

When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.

After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.

by Trey4Life October 23, 2011