The Vermont Mop Job is the act of pissing, ejaculating, and shitting in each hole of the body part (Including the eyes)
by RoomNeural July 7, 2025
Get the Vermont Mop Jobmug. by colon man October 21, 2008
Get the colon jobmug. a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation
by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021
Get the band jobmug. When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.
by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022
Get the smurf rim jobmug. A person who is not necessarily lacking intelligence, or plagued with a low IQ. LACKS BOUNDARIES
PROFESSIONALISM
THE ABILITY TO SHUT UP
THE ABILITY TO NOT GOSSIP ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED CLIENTS
They know everything and are often your superior.
Commonly telling YOU how much they know and that they way they do things is the right way. Even though you know they're wrong and violating everything that you were taught in college.
Also, disregards THE Policy and Procedure Manual created by the DHS
Training consists of the following:
How pretty they use to be
Who they're fucking at work
Personal problems
Childhood Abuse
RAPE
MOLESTATION SELF/CHILDREN
EVERYONE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE TRAINER is stupid and unable to do there job. Forget what others taught you their wrong.
They have to do everything or the leave would be shut down
They need a quick break to go pop a pill
Does everything not to do their job and leaves work site every chance.
Doesn't know the answer to a question therefore takes offense to you asking.
Then targets you for knowing more than them. Labeled a "Know it All"
By the end if training, you know about the trainer's personal sexual exploitations, sexual positions, everyone wants to have sex with them, the size of other staff's penis.
All staff's personal history
Why this person who is a self proclaimed genius is working s minimum wage job!
ON THE JOB IDIOT
PROFESSIONALISM
THE ABILITY TO SHUT UP
THE ABILITY TO NOT GOSSIP ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED CLIENTS
They know everything and are often your superior.
Commonly telling YOU how much they know and that they way they do things is the right way. Even though you know they're wrong and violating everything that you were taught in college.
Also, disregards THE Policy and Procedure Manual created by the DHS
Training consists of the following:
How pretty they use to be
Who they're fucking at work
Personal problems
Childhood Abuse
RAPE
MOLESTATION SELF/CHILDREN
EVERYONE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE TRAINER is stupid and unable to do there job. Forget what others taught you their wrong.
They have to do everything or the leave would be shut down
They need a quick break to go pop a pill
Does everything not to do their job and leaves work site every chance.
Doesn't know the answer to a question therefore takes offense to you asking.
Then targets you for knowing more than them. Labeled a "Know it All"
By the end if training, you know about the trainer's personal sexual exploitations, sexual positions, everyone wants to have sex with them, the size of other staff's penis.
All staff's personal history
Why this person who is a self proclaimed genius is working s minimum wage job!
ON THE JOB IDIOT
by KEEPING IT REAL, REAL DUMB October 8, 2017
Get the Job Training Mentormug. A sexual act when you pour heated BBQ sauce from North Carolina on your lady and let it carmalize and you eat it off her breasts and thighs
Dude Kelsie totally let me give her a NC Job last night , she still has BBQ sauce on her this morning
by Johnathan1976 July 28, 2024
Get the Nc Jobmug. Hell. Having a job sucks ass, but another day, another dollar (or blowing off the boss if you are female)
by Mamamiji May 22, 2019
Get the jobmug.