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Epstein Island

When a person takes a huge dump the morning after anal sex and leaves a mound sticking out of the water mixed with baby batter
that was so big I left an Epstein Island in that toilet
by theurbanverman September 2, 2025
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Epiphetical

Something that is impressive enough to be a catalyst for an epiphany.
He approached the painting and looked upon it's epiphetical content.
by Kardashev's Pen September 16, 2025
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epifitome

(verb)
when something is so annoying or stupid it makes you wanna tweak out or scream and shout, or both.
the teacher is so annoying, she makes me wanna have an epifitome.”

“me too bruh she’s so annoying.”
by evelyn whitaker September 16, 2025
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Epitoglomonous

The final hurdle to accomplishing one's goals toward happiness or self-fulfillment
After surpassing the epitoglomonous of the week, I will finally move on with my life.
by xRetnuh September 16, 2025
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Epsteinth Time

1. More than an umpteenth time. Defines something that has happened so many times it's excruciatingly painful. Causes migraines and mental breakdowns. For large groups of people has lead to protests and a riot or two.

2. The closest number to infinity.

Can be used as a political, economic, or parenting term.

In political context it always has something to do with Doniella Frump Jr.
In economic context its used to colloquially express frustration or exasperation at a recurring event.
1. We have asked the government to release the Epstein files for the Epsteinth time. Our president, who is listed in those files, some Epsteinth time, still refuses.

2. The United States is going thru a economic crisis for the Epsteinth Time, thanks to the president that is in the Epstein files more than an Epsteinth time.

3. Mom told me to do the dishes for the Epsteinth Time, I didn't, now I'm grounded until my 18th birthday.
by Awesomesauce 360 September 24, 2025
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Epulence

Emitting Richness
His aura has an epulence.
by BobTheBuilderOHW September 28, 2025
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Epar Shit

A bowel movement episode of such extreme blockage that when the fecal deposit is released it feels as if one has been violated from the inside out.
After three weeks of eating nothing but Kraft Mac n Cheese, I was greeted by the worst Epar Shit of my life.
by Alex Simms October 4, 2025
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