Cunt-toucher

A person who touches cunts

"Hey Steve you just touched that cunt, that makes you a cunt-toucher"

by Megabux October 16, 2008

Dumb Cunt

Typically said when conversing with a tourist in another country such as New Zealand.
This "Dumb cunt" is often referred to someone who frequently displays tardiness, is unorganised, and is generally a stupid fucking idiot.

Cool dude at a party: "Look at that idiot rubbing his stomach screaming OIII on the d floor aye"
2nd cool dude: "what a dumb cunt aye!!"

Lad: *opens door* "are you ready bro?"
Maxi: "yeah bro i'm ready to go. all i have to do is finish breakfast, brush my teeth, put my shoes on and pack my bags"
Lad: "fuck you're a dumb cunt.."

by Schwulmeister March 7, 2014

Bunch of cunts

The attendees of a Brexit Party Rally.

Don't go to Norwich today, there's a bunch of cunts near the cathedral.

by Netkat September 2, 2019

Cunt Waffle

A particularly delectable treat of the flaming homosexual type. Consisting of man butter in a waffle. Also used as an offensive term for someone acting like a doushe,Straight or Flamer.

Sparkles: "Jeez, your acting like such a cunt waffle!!!"

Sparkles: "What are you eating!!!!???!!!"
GayLvr99: "Oh, just a cunt waffle"

by FluffyHandcuffs July 27, 2009

cunt bar

when you take a crunch bar and eat it to invert the letters to make it say cunt

haha Alex made a cunt bar

by Rable October 23, 2005

Cunt

Acronym for "Cant Understand Normal Thinking"

damn cunt does'nt understand me.

by scanner112 March 15, 2009

cunt act

a guy whos initials are AG and is pussy whipped to high heaven. under the thumb, disgrace.

not inviting his mates of many many years to his engagemnet and then to his wedding when without our presence he never would have met his women.big cunt act!

by h_k July 16, 2008