merc'n bitches

to randomly kill people mercenary style.

What are you doing tonight?

Merc'n bitches!!

Damn, you do that pretty much every night.

I got that shit on lock. I'm the president.

by calendar of death June 2, 2008

snack bitch

Person in a group of stoners who is elected to retrieve snacks for the rest of the group. A snack bitch is required at times when certain individuals get the munchies and are too stoned to get their own snacks.

A snack bitch should either be the sober person in the group, or the person who is best at remaining cognizant while stoned.

The snack bitch is usually elected by the majority vote.

I'm too fucking stoned to make a sandwich. Can you be the snack bitch tonight?

by bumbleclot May 18, 2009

Flawless Bitch

Spencer Smith

Wow Spencer Smith is such a flawless bitch.

by Growlbetch July 1, 2011

Cyber bitch

Someone who wait on a networking site for their name to appear, or think they are being talked about, then will commented and message soon as possible

Monica waits to be slandered on facebook, to reply with childish comments. thefore she is a cyber bitch

by dj_webb February 8, 2010

Doom Bitch

Anyone who dates multiple people who die soon after kissing and/or sleeping with them. The people effected by the doom bitch usually have epic deaths, at least.

Simon: Did you see that explosion?
Mike: Yep. That was Tim's car?
Simon: He kissed the doom bitch didn't he?

by DrDoomBitch June 9, 2011

bitch-assedness

A quality one possesses when he is a bitch-ass.

PFC Mercer, in all his bitch-assedness, failed to knock him out.

by Gorilladong February 27, 2009

Agenda Bitch

A female who has an ulterior motive for whatever she might come in contact with....
A female who plans and schemes heavy on others, who are unknown prey.

Person 1: The last time I was here was when I was with Joi. I don't plan on hanging with her again, she didn't have any money and expected me to finance her the whole time.
Person 2: Wow, what an Agenda Bitch!

by Yonna June 29, 2008