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Jonah rogers

A great and loving guy who aboslutly belongs with a girl called anna. Hes smart and funny and is the perfect guy for her. A jonah would never leave a girlfriend, thats why hes the best boyfriend.
jonah rogers- Wow that anna is Really sexy!
Anna barlow- Oh... Thanks...
Jonah rogers- How about i take you out for dinner
by Interuptingcow2 December 17, 2012
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Jack Rogers

Top-notch guy, quite annoying. Gets hit with a VSCO girl’s blue hydro flask on the daily. He’s pretty cool but kind of a loner at the same time. Tends to REEEEE quite often. Other than that, 10/10 solid guy.
Me: Is that Jack Rogers?
You: Faints
Jack: REEEEEEEE
by Broomstick Bashee September 27, 2019
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Alex Rogers

Alex Rogers

Alex Rogers is a big stinker, no one likes Alex Rogers because he makes fun of a beautiful child / my boyfriend Stephen Michie... Love you Stephen mwah from Ruairidh
Alex "Hi Guys"
The Boys "Ugh it's Alex Rogers"
by Garry Oniel November 16, 2019
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Leo Rogers

Leo Rogers is the name of an absolute legend and a smart dude
Leo Rogers cousin is called Dirty Thomas
by Datsmartboii May 7, 2020
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Steve Rogers

Steve rogers is little bitch boy who left his best friend for a woman who moved on from him and made her own life
"John is being a Steve rogers today isn't he?"
"No better than yesterday."
by Babybitchboy December 11, 2019
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Jilly Roger

1. An infamous scallywag, Born May 30, 1980 in Seattle. Jilly Roger is known for her endless talent and adaptability. Loved by many and adored by all.

2. A super sweet skull and crossbones tattoo on a girl.
Did you check out the Jilly Roger on Jilly Roger? That is a hot chick with one sweet ass tattoo!
by iheartawesomepirates August 18, 2009
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Awkward Roger

Similar to an awkward boner, an awkward roger is an untimely male erection. While not visible to onlookers, the erection is felt by the aroused male and, thus, elicits a response of awkwardness. An awkward roger can occur in the following situations:

1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award
Bill: "Oh Brian, Elizabeth is so adorable. Can I hold her?"

Brian: "Of course."

Bill: "She's so swe--"

Brian: "What's the matter."

Bill: "Awkward roger!"

I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.
by Lance Stickman March 22, 2011
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