Crew Wife

A girl who marries a member of your crew. Her loyalty resides with the members of the crew, above all other female affiliations.

Moostie and Greasy are a crew. Moostie marry's Blondie; Greasy dates Roxy. Blondie becomes friends with Roxy. Greasy and Roxy break up - Blondie is no longer friends with Roxy, because she is a Crew Wife.

by Bill Shatenkirk June 20, 2011

Lot’s wife

She was, quite literally, a little salty.

What can you say about Lot’s wife? She was from Sodom. A real pillar of her community. She had a good life, though she made some mistakes when she looked back on it. DISCLAIMER: I am not in any way affiliated with the Big G. I don’t know what’s really goin’ on. This is a little shoutout to the Bible literate among you, believers or otherwise. You might even get a little chuckle out of it. Or not, I guess...

by vfuzz March 6, 2019

j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.

Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.

by jwife January 22, 2022

yejis_.wife._

amazing bestay 🙄‼️

yejis_.wife._ is so cool, (prefered pronouns) is such a good bestay 🙄

by _setareh__ January 13, 2021

wig wife

Term for the male who performs oral sex upon another male while wearing a wig in order to seem female.

My wig wife Alan is coming over to give me her sweet mouth love.

by Johnny Popcorn June 15, 2017

wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own

Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!

by Thawab November 5, 2022

Wife Sandwhich

The act of one man's two wives sandwhiching him in an act of sexual enticement. Best known wife sandwhich served in Canada by Sassy and Chatter filled with Dirty.

wife sandwhich

by Chatterbox :D May 2, 2012