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progressive wells

Well drinks served at a bar that become progressively more expensive as the day marches on.
Well drinks are 50 cents starting at 9 pm. Every half hour the price goes up by 25 cents. Progressive Wells.
by WhoCaresMrBean October 9, 2013
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Cry well

when a person is complaining about something you say cry well
person1: how’s your week been

person2: My dog stains died

person1: cry well
by cry well May 14, 2023
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well hinged

Well adjusted // is a grounded person with a stable background

Origin: Lucy Jarvis, 23, of Tasmania
The girl who works at Lights Lights Lights is well hinged, people are drawn to her and use her as their daily motivation to be a better human.
by ILZ911 June 25, 2019
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Jordon Wells

Jordon Wells is a noun

A sometimes annoying person who always talks about GTA V and when he talks about GTA V he doesn't tell you he is talking about it and it is really annoying and you think he is talking about real lif
by Science_Master March 21, 2017
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timmy'd into a well

the act of losing touch or other words getting lost "falling into a well." of anti social-ness.

disappearing for a few days that by only one or a little few people is recognized.
boy:how is mike?
girl: i dont know.
boy: how come?
girl: i didnt talk to him today, he could have timmy'd into a well
by ~dreamer-artistain October 24, 2010
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Well Pumper

a Woman who has a child, gets a divorce, then pumps the well... unfortunately the well is actually the man who got fucked over's wallet, paycheck or any other sources of income. Thus making the woman a Well Pumper because of pumping the mans well.
(son) "Jeez Dad, Mom is such a Well Pumper, Isn't she? "

(Dad) "yeah son, she really is, my well is pumped dry... now we're gonna have to go homeless until next paycheck, but I'll bet that my well will have insufficient funds"
by lilhellian January 14, 2010
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charlie wells

A very over weight man with no muscle strength.

Very unhealthy and found eating cookies with a little kid
by Charlie wells January 12, 2018
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