Walking Wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by Banned As DC June 26, 2022

wedding yogurt

(a) Slang for seamen. (b) In Kaleden, British Columbia., regular yogurt stored in a refrigerator to be consumed with brunch the day after the wedding.

(a) Taste my wedding yogurt.
(b) Taste the wedding yogurt. It's lemon sherbet.

by youleekmadeek November 13, 2013

The Wedding Year

(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

A single twenty somethings worst nightmare is the wedding year.

by DearUniverse July 16, 2016

WED

dumb hoe love mac more than anything

not you being a wed

by oikjhgf July 11, 2024

Wedding

A place were the funeral of the relationship has cake and no coffin.

"Man this 'wedding' is bogus.

by M3anP3opl3101 January 21, 2018

wedding quickie

When the newly wed sneak away to do a quickie somewhere during reception and return without anyone knowing they were gone.

Everyone knew Jesse and Jamie did a wedding quickie and didn’t care.

Steven and Sara never got to do the wedding quicky Sara wanted to do.

by Onlyme4you May 11, 2020

bologna wedding

1)When you are so broke, you can only afford to serve bologna sandwiches and punch at your wedding reception.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.

We are in love and desire to marry right away, however, it will have to be a bologna wedding, as neither of our families can pay for it.

by mouse wheel April 23, 2020