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Academic Weapon

That one essay based student with a traumatic villain origin story that is either really straight or really fruity, probably the latter because the best ones tend to study English. They usually have a bunch of younger siblings and/or cousins they have to look after and explain stuff to, but they somehow still get killer grades and a shoutout in every assembly for giving off teacher vibes.
Eleni in my English class is an academic weapon.

Wait, nobody mentioned the academic weapon in assembly...did something happen?
by Little Nigel November 21, 2024
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Weaponize

To take something that you yourself do every day, turn it on your enemy, all the while defining it as 'the most horrible thing ever ever!!!'
"I just cannot seem to weaponize his love of the people!!"
"Sure you can!! Just call it POPULISM!!"
by voshkod September 14, 2021
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Weapon

Pronounced - wa-parn.

Generally means what’s up but can be used in other circumstances.
Jeff- “weapon bruh
Gerald- “weapon fam, what you saying”.
by Ishmeal&Rubin December 20, 2019
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weapon of mass destinkytion

(noun) A person employed for the use of detination and distruction via anal gas excretion.
Holy shit I think I might die from that smell. The government should hire him as a weapon of mass destinkytion.
by Jennifer the wise February 4, 2006
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Weapons hold

An order that tells soldiers to only open fire when attacked or on command
The sergeant ordered his men to go weapons hold
by CommanderChase July 8, 2019
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staff weapon

A Go’a’uld weapon used by the Jaffa in the show Stargate-SG1. The weapon discharges a large orange energy bolt upon firing, capable of blasting through solid rock given six or seven shots. There is also a more powerful cannonlike version which can easily rip through a tank in one or two shots
The Jaffa always cary a staff weapon with them
by General Sanders January 3, 2021
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Lethal weapons season 3

Fucking cancer, it's like if someone asked me what cancer was i would litterally just show them season 3 of Lethal weapons
My gandma just died of Lethal weapons season 3
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