Weaked

The sensation of being weak and bedridden under the influence of marijuana

“Bro can you bring me water I’m weaked”

by Trip El Jefe April 25, 2019

Weak Ass Juul

Stop smoking on that weak ass juul mane

“Aye mane, look at Numer smoking on that weak ass juul”

by NuhNumer August 7, 2019

Your Tea's Weak

An insult used towards people that specifies that they have weak insults and banter game.

Shut up man, your tea's weak!

by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018

Weak a.f

Weak a.f = Weak As .Fuck
Hood Slang
Laughing hysterically
Laughing to the point that your weakness stomach or knees not necessarily literally to those points

You: See a funny meme online
Your Reaction: Laughing really hard
Your Comment: My Ninja... This meme though.. I'm weak a.f

by Yessi Yem January 1, 2020

Weak person

The kind that would kill to prove they weren't weak.

The girl went to get some money from the guy's house who she said owed her money, and she wasn't going to let him start laughing at her the way everyone else did over it, so she shot him dead to prove to him she wasn't a weak person. Really, she was the worst kind of weak person. A male who does the same thing is the worst kind of weak person, therefore it is not unfair to a female to say the same thing about a female who does the same thing. She was tired of being called weak her whole life, and she couldn't let another person get away with laughing at her.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

weak toes

when he fuck you good and your toes start to tingle

Person: omg kara he fucked me so good i got weak toes.
Kara: I want someone to give me weak toes

by fatchicks=fatclit November 23, 2020

Laxtons Weakness

Girls with characteristic that include but are not limited to: Gingers, Southern Belles, Alt Girls, Pale Skin, Daddy Issue Ridden, Gamer Girls, Car Girls, Vampires, Brunettes, Arabs and Baddies in general

Johnny: Damn that Latina over there looks cute, you think she would be consider a Laxtons Weakness?
Sam: Nah she doesnt meet the requirements to be one
Johnny: damn that sucks

by Laxton November 30, 2020