vampire shower

It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower

Damn dude, clean your face off. I can tell you like vampire showers.

by Yasdnilnadroj June 16, 2017

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Vampire Hands

Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom

i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices

I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet

by Jono523 August 21, 2013

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Prostate vampire

When you are having sex, and your partner sticks a knife inside your ass, then proceeds to drink your blood, after sex kiss, optional.

Man that goth chick from last night was really a prostate vampire! I came all over!

by Sick_lil_me September 5, 2019

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Vampire Syndrome

The moment after waking up when the light of your phone burns your eyes

"Man why isn't she returning my texts?"

"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."

by TheWolf017 January 17, 2018

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Anyone who is a loyal jack daniels drinker;

The person in question must drink it straight ( no chasers ) and can survive an entire weekend living on nothing but. They are usually seen clutching a bottle all the time and require no glass ( very classy! ). Are also known to buy strangers copious amounts of jack shots in order to turn them to the dark side.
Nice way to call someone an alcoholic.

Did you see Devin at the party, he's a real Tennessee Vampire.

That stupid Tennessee Vampire drank all my good whiskey

Jill's been a Tennessee Vampire for a hundred years!!

All the Jack in the freeze belongs to the Tennessee Vampire

by IBchillin April 21, 2010

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