"Man why isn't she returning my texts?"
"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."
"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."
by TheWolf017 January 15, 2018
An academic vampire is someone who forces others, via their position of authority, to produce work that they will then: 1. use with credit only to themselves and not to those who actually produced the work or 2. use to make themselves look more productive or prestigious to their chair, deans, other colleagues, etc.
That advisor is an academic vampire; she published the work her grad student and never gave the student credit. OR That supervisor had her graduate TA do all of her IRB and half of the data collection and never gave that TA any credit in the publication.
by Litchick09 October 23, 2017
by Dazzledee October 04, 2013
Anyone who is a loyal jack daniels drinker;
The person in question must drink it straight ( no chasers ) and can survive an entire weekend living on nothing but. They are usually seen clutching a bottle all the time and require no glass ( very classy! ). Are also known to buy strangers copious amounts of jack shots in order to turn them to the dark side.
Nice way to call someone an alcoholic.
The person in question must drink it straight ( no chasers ) and can survive an entire weekend living on nothing but. They are usually seen clutching a bottle all the time and require no glass ( very classy! ). Are also known to buy strangers copious amounts of jack shots in order to turn them to the dark side.
Nice way to call someone an alcoholic.
Did you see Devin at the party, he's a real Tennessee Vampire.
That stupid Tennessee Vampire drank all my good whiskey
Jill's been a Tennessee Vampire for a hundred years!!
All the Jack in the freeze belongs to the Tennessee Vampire
That stupid Tennessee Vampire drank all my good whiskey
Jill's been a Tennessee Vampire for a hundred years!!
All the Jack in the freeze belongs to the Tennessee Vampire
by IBchillin April 21, 2010
a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.
by Stacey Stacey July 11, 2021
We all love them vampire kuchi. They be comin' when its dark and leave before my mom get's back from the night shift.
by VampireKuchi October 29, 2013
It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower
by Yasdnilnadroj June 16, 2017