vacation dick

Dick that only comes around once a year.

I only see Keith Willis when I go to the shore but he's always good for some vacation dick.

by Iliftheavyshit May 31, 2016

vacation dick

A penis of a relatively large size that you can receive only on some occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last week who had vacation dick. I needed a break after that one.

by Bitchslayyings June 14, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is of incredible size that one only receives on rare special occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I had vacation dick last night and it was the greatest, but you can't be on vacation every night or you get home sick

by Arseman92 June 17, 2016

Friend Vacation

When you lose contact with a close friend for an extended amount of time from a week +.

Sometimes a friend vacation is needed when a good friend starts to get on your nerves. Take a break and come back to a refreshed relationship. Other times your friend may take a vacation from you because they have entered into a romantic relationship and spend less time with you and more with their significant other. The most convenient use of the term "friend vacation" can be used to stop contact with someone who your just not that into but they seem very interested in you. Just let them know that you'll still be in contact but your taking a friend vacation from them to focus on something important like work, or school. Hopefully by the time you get back from vacation they have found someone else to pursue and you can remain in the friend zone right where you want to be.

by k2thedawgg September 29, 2012

quiet vacationing

Taking off work to vacation knowing you have used up all of your PTO time. Essentially calling out at the last minute

"Where's Sharkeisha she did she say she doesn't have vacation time."
"I don't know probably had or doctor's appointment or quiet vacationing lol"

by CuteDaisies June 8, 2024

vacation dick

Abnormally large DICK that bitches like to get while on vacation from any random stranger

Nikki went on vacation to Africa to get some vacation dick. She was tired of her boyfriends tiny flaccid penis.

by BigDickDaddy1994 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis

"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"

by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016