Uncle Spooner

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

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Uncle Bourbone

A man who deals with patience, especially from people who can't control their autism.

Wow, he's really being a uncle bourbone to that guy!

by Godiswithmeandnotyou February 25, 2018

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UncleGreedy

In the virtual game Habbo, this man is popular for being the “player” of the USDF. Also, a pretty dumb member of the OJFD that doesn’t know what “inwardly cringing” means.

Pvt: Did you here that SCPO UncleGreedy has been talking to Sydney?

Cpl: Wait, wasn’t he with Mia last week?

by HahaGOTTEM July 16, 2018

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Uncle Carly

A fine ass uncle that likes fine ass. PERIODT

Look at Uncle Carly over there lookin' like a snacc.

by Nik22 November 19, 2018

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Uncle Random is like kids TV directed by David Lynch . He’s that family friend who’s not actually related but you wish he was . He’s the cunt who says tells you things your parents should have . He’s a heavily medicated cunt but never hides it and that’s why people love him . Uncle Random swears way too much and makes you laugh at things you really shouldn’t

“The c word is the worst word to be invented i can't even type it out i hate it that much it makes me go all Uncle Random “

“Shut up you dumb cunt”

by Uncle Random January 6, 2019

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