Me: "I'm glad I divorced crazy bitch number two. It's time for the Charm Wife."
Dude X: "It's meant to be."
Dude X: "It's meant to be."
by mfcohiba June 5, 2013
Get the Charm Wifemug. Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.
Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
by jwife January 22, 2022
Get the j-wifemug. Term for the male who performs oral sex upon another male while wearing a wig in order to seem female.
by Johnny Popcorn June 15, 2017
Get the wig wifemug. by _setareh__ January 13, 2021
Get the yejis_.wife._mug. by Thawab November 5, 2022
Get the wife proofmug. A girl who marries a member of your crew. Her loyalty resides with the members of the crew, above all other female affiliations.
Moostie and Greasy are a crew. Moostie marry's Blondie; Greasy dates Roxy. Blondie becomes friends with Roxy. Greasy and Roxy break up - Blondie is no longer friends with Roxy, because she is a Crew Wife.
by Bill Shatenkirk June 20, 2011
Get the Crew Wifemug. In the swinging community, when a couple attempts to coax the female portion of another couple into sexual relations without the consent or knowledge of the male portion of the other couple. This is sometimes refered to as back door unicorn hunting.
Note that this is different from testing the waters, as in the swinging community the female portion is often approached first to see if the couple as a whole is interested in play. In wife poaching there is often a shady element involved where the husband is intentionally excluded by the initiating couple.
Note that this is different from testing the waters, as in the swinging community the female portion is often approached first to see if the couple as a whole is interested in play. In wife poaching there is often a shady element involved where the husband is intentionally excluded by the initiating couple.
John when to the bathroom at the swingers club only to find out that when he returned, a wife poaching couple swooped in and tried to make his wife a cuckcake.
by Axalotal acid July 3, 2023
Get the wife poachingmug.