Dire fairy

(n) Any of the humanoid creatures that sparkle in the manner of a disco ball in the sun while courting underage schoolgirls and looking emo.

Did you see that pedo-riffic movie about the Dire fairy and the werewolves fighting over some girl they were constantly trying to kill??

by ElLosteaux May 27, 2010

Boof Fairy

When you are out on the town, fucked up with the crew, lose a tooth and need a bump of cocaine to come back. You have to do it through the ass.

Hey Tiffany just tripped and lost her front tooth. Let’s boof fairy her so she can keep partying!

by LilNicky_ November 14, 2020

red fairy

A woman's menstrual cycle.

Dud, I'm not getting any this week, the red fairy is visiting my girl friend.

by jOHNNY c. lATELY September 16, 2017

Fairy Shit

noun

The crusty stuff around your eyes when you wake up in the morning

Hey, wash up before you leave, you still have fairy shit in your eyes.

by Empty_map_4447 January 10, 2023

Fairy Blasting

When a guy ejaculates on a girls face, then screams "heeeeyyyyy!" and does jazz hands.

"I was fairy blasting that bitch, I was like Heeeeeyyyy!"

by Fairy Lover September 5, 2011

peanut fairy

A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.

These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!

by SmashtonKutcher June 4, 2015

pocket fairy

a small gay that is the token of the group. feminine no matter the gender with lip filler and a bbl. may want to plant pixie dust in yo butt

Jorge is such a pocket fairy. His adjustable crochet cock ring was at the lowest setting.

by trinketsex October 15, 2022