Meat Goggles

When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!

Patrick passed out last night and Rhys gave him a pair of total Meat Goggles.

by Traaalaaaalaaaaa January 28, 2006

Scooted the Meat

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".

"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"

by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011

meat model

anti - tonsil embodiment of glizzy gobbling domination .

son I swear ... big redd a meat model ~ she really know how to eat that bitch up 💯 .

by bael_______________ November 22, 2020

Birkin meat

Fat juicy boy cock dripping with cum

He has Birkin meat .

by Gobbleguck156 January 12, 2021

meat at the dish

A baseball term for when someone gets tagged out at home plate, best used for dramatic effect. Made famous by former Fox Sports Net West news anchor Van Earl Wright.

1. "Blalock comes around third, trying to score, but he is MEAT at the dish."

by spackopotamus July 8, 2009

Meat Rattle

Violent shaking of your nut sack while gobbling to attract a sexual partner.

I’ve never seen those legs open faster than when I gave her the meat rattle!

by Things hooligans say June 17, 2020

Meat Sauce

A sauce exclusively produced by men. Also known as semen. It can be easily differentiated for its white transparent colour and its salty flavour. Not recommended on pasta.

Bro did you end up giving that bitch the meat sauce?

by Mr Boxers February 16, 2022