Dog

Asian Food.

Asian: fluffy food time!!!
Fluffy: (can't bark because is food)
Asian: mmmmm nice dog

by Depression.is.neat September 27, 2019

Dog

A creature that commonly roams in desserts that stabs Minecraft steve at midnight

I will stab you like a dog

by Sad Man In Basement July 21, 2018

Dog

A beautiful protective animals LOVE to run, chase mail men, And chase squrrle

Have not seen one in my yard in 2 years

My dog loves to chase police men

by SDUNICORN May 22, 2018

Dog

An amazing, loyal, fluffy, sweet creature of great beauty that loves meat & W-A-L-Ks.

I love my dog, but he always begs for food!

by ambystr July 3, 2018

Dog

What you call your homies

Yo dog what's happening?

by Bam bam chicken and ham December 5, 2014

Dog

1) Noun - A gormless creature, which appears to love any person stupid enough to give it food. Their motives are unknown.

2) Noun - A female human so ugly, people do not even have the courtesy to call them a female animal.

3) Verb - To leave someone alone, without giving a reason.

1) "Why is that dog following me? I only gave it a bit of crust!"

2) "Why is that dog following me? I only gave it a bit of crust!"

3) "Jimmy dogged off. What a geek."

by Thinvader747 June 3, 2010

Dog

A creature that barks at think air 9/10 thick as pigshit sniffs barks pisses and shits everywhere and they need to be punished with a good battering they usually last around 10 years or die at 1 due to rabies and sadly have no receipt so you cant put them back dogs are usually found aimlessly sniffing each others fucking rearend they usually bust all over your kids

Overall they are disgusting filthy animals with no purpose except for the ones stated above

Sparky:*Pisses Shits and cums* everywhere
Tyrone:Stupid ass dog ima kill yo ass nigga
*Sparky Gets Butchered And Served For Dinner*

by BIGFATONIONBASTARD December 24, 2021