My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!

A huge win.

"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"

by mattwinwood March 11, 2023

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 08, 2022

Gristle on my dick

When gristle is applied to the genital area

Yo she put gristle on my dick

by Hdrizzle July 06, 2022

My dicks bigger

If you have long legs you have a humungus dick is so big when you get a boner it wraps around the world 8 times

Hey Aria My dick is bigger because my legs are longer then yours you have short legs = one inch pinch. Long legs = My dicks bigger

by Hoes be mad June 29, 2022

Sicked on my dick

When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.

Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022