whack boy

A name awarded to somebody who frequently masturbates. In order to earn this nickname, an individual must masturbate 3 - 5 times daily.

Steve: I just jerked off for the 4th time today. I thought I wasn't gonna finish!

Cliff: You're such a whack boy!

by iluv2jack November 22, 2010

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Shroom whack

V. To slap or whack a person in the face with your penis. Normally leaves a mark, also known as a mushroom tattoo. Sometimes done during a blow job if it is a bad one, as to punish the person for doing a bad job.

EX1: Dude i was walking down the street when some guy yelled "SHROOM WHACK" and then i got slapped with his cock!
EX2:Bob- Dude I shroom whacked her so hard last night, it left a mark.
Jim- big deal, i shroom whack my lady every night.
Also see cock slap

by Shroom whacker April 3, 2010

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Whack Sauce

Something really dumb, terrible, weird, just all out INSANITY!

We have to get this shit done by tomorrow? That's Whack Sauce!

by Elizabeth Smart October 27, 2003

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whack job

Someone who needs to be taken out (whacked) for stupidity. A job waiting to happen that saves humanity from genetic disorder.

Man: Dude, Joe is a real idiot.
Man 2: Yeah he is going to get fired sooner or later for all the stupid insane things he does.
Man and Man 2: What a whack job!

by Todd C. October 5, 2007

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Bush Whacking

To hide in the bushes outside a women's home and masturbate to her through the window

D-Tos: Yo eric where you at last night?
ELO: Bush whacking over at MB'S
L-WIL: Damn eric that some fine ass bush whacking

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whack job

when a group of 2 or more men mutually masturbate one another

I went round to Tony's and John was there, so after a few cocktails we decided to have a whack job.

Post sport locker room: Guys, we won! Let's celebrate by having a whack job.

by WaxyBellend January 18, 2011

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