"Man why isn't she returning my texts?"
"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."
"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."
by TheWolf017 January 15, 2018
An academic vampire is someone who forces others, via their position of authority, to produce work that they will then: 1. use with credit only to themselves and not to those who actually produced the work or 2. use to make themselves look more productive or prestigious to their chair, deans, other colleagues, etc.
That advisor is an academic vampire; she published the work her grad student and never gave the student credit. OR That supervisor had her graduate TA do all of her IRB and half of the data collection and never gave that TA any credit in the publication.
by Litchick09 October 23, 2017
a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.
by Stacey Stacey July 11, 2021
We all love them vampire kuchi. They be comin' when its dark and leave before my mom get's back from the night shift.
by VampireKuchi October 29, 2013
It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower
by Yasdnilnadroj June 16, 2017
Guy 1: I just went down on my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Why is there blood all over your mouth?
Guy 1: It was Vampiric Cunnilingus
Guy 2: Why is there blood all over your mouth?
Guy 1: It was Vampiric Cunnilingus
by Sgwaggle July 02, 2017
“Omg, did you hear? Apparently, Tom gave Jessica a Vampires Kiss the other day. She was super freaked out!”
by A Mistake on God’s part February 13, 2020