tree of taste

Much like a family tree, with the exception that relationships are formed based on who individuals hooked up with instead of genetic lineage. Best evidenced in college settings, especially in fraternities and sororities.

"I can't believe I'm in the same tree of taste as Chris. It's like an evil version of 'six degrees of Kevin Bacon.'"

by Wonder Weasel August 23, 2006

Humper of the Trees

He is an amazing treebee and has magical sex powers.Wizard from the middle east has been sighted "speaking" with willy wonka.

The Humper of the trees is dominant.

by mr.spidyville April 28, 2008

Tree-Slinger

Someone who sells marijuana and only marijuana.

"Dude, I ran dry yesterday so I have to go pick some up from my Tree-Slinger."

by flyinghigh February 14, 2009

Seductive Tree

The tree of Knowledge(The apple tree from the bible)

Eve could not resist the seductive tree.

by The raddest person ever March 4, 2009

wisdom tree

Wisdom Tree (n). A company publishes "unlicensed" Nintendo games (notable for their infamous "Bible Games") that many people are PISSED about it! No-one's fuck with them, not even Chuck Norris.

Bible Adventures for NES and most Wisdom Tree games suck ass! I can't stand them no more! I'd rather fuck a porcupine and shove a cactus up my ass. I'd rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog's anus hole. It's just a bunch of poopy diarrhea doo doo ass shit.

AVGN: "Wisdom Tree said: "Let there be shit!" and there was shit!"

by Nintendo_JCT October 26, 2013

tree job

When a female (usually of less than average attraction ) uses a tree, limb, or any other non edible organic substance to reach orgasm.

Ugly Amber got caught giving her self a tree job in the park.

by nrgoonit August 14, 2015

Climbing the trees

You want to get something that you can never get, you fall down and get a scratch on your external auditory meatus.

Taylor is climbing the trees while writing a paper.

by Gamergurl2000 January 28, 2019