swamp muffin

A dirty, moist, smelly, rotten vagina, even after a thorough douching... Or someone who acts like one.

Teresa is such a swamp muffin, why do you keep getting with her?

Because that pussy is always so wet!

by Sorry_NotSorry November 6, 2017

Swamp donkey

White truck that is dirty and little and tough. Usually driven by a country boy going hunting.

That swamp donkey sure can drive fast. A country boy’s mode of transportation that is always covered in mud, like a donkey in the swamp.

by Country Fun truck May 10, 2018

Swamp Unicorn

A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.

The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone

That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.

by Doxa3 May 11, 2018

swamp lettuce

weed

Yo dawg let me chomp on some of that swamp lettuce.

by subdude6869 February 27, 2017

Swamp bitch

A slob. Someone covered in grease and very scruffy.

Often with stomach hanging over private areas and lots of flesh showing.
Not something you say to ones face.

The swamp bitch loped across the lawn only to throw the rubbish on the floor 2m from the bin. That extra walk was just too much to bare.

by Captain Plan June 21, 2016

Swamp Splash

Swampsplash, The act of fornicating with a woman whose cooter is so gaping that fucking her produces a sound similar to a fat guy belly flopping in a stagnant thick swamp pool

Listening from the other room it sounded like a Swamp Splash

by Rayne6669 June 3, 2016

Swamp donkey

An older dirtleg that has got a blowed out tator biscuit due to decades of dicks

That bitch looks like a swamp donkey!

by Outlawyankee87 February 4, 2020