Shoulder-pit

The area, your shoulder and armpit combined, that intelligent people sneeze into as to not cover their hands in disgusting germs and disease everything they touch.

He sneezed into his shoulder-pit.

by Princess Turtle March 30, 2009

shoulder bag

the sack that grows on ones shoulder. usually soft and enjoyable to play with.

hey Ash, touch my shoulder bag

by thatoneguywhoyouthinkiwas April 2, 2014

business shoulder

Sore shoulder from performing many hand shakes

I've been so busy networking this week I've got business shoulder from all the handshakes

by Uberbabe December 16, 2016

tee pee shoulders

A lack of shoulder definition. Head and weak sloped shoulders form a tee pee shape.

That guy has tee pee shoulders. He can't even wear a back pack it would slide off.

by KittyK22 March 29, 2016

Shoulder Nipples

Those pesky bumps left on shirts by the ends of the hangers.

Bob discovered too late that his shoulder nipples were quite erect. "Is it cold in here or are your shoulders just glad to see me?"

by Aldo Barishnikov2 October 22, 2018

Shoulder Candy

You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.

I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.

by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018

Shoulder Pocket

A shoulder pocket is a hole formed by the meeting of your collarbone and your shoulder. The shoulder pocket is important when identifying a potential mate, for the obvious benefit of being able to hold snacks for after-coitus hunger.

Omg Mariah, Jon has the BEST shoulder pockets. I am gonna marry that mutha fucka.

by KoeiLovesJonsShoulderPockets August 24, 2018