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Shark Bite

An extremely painful skateboarding injury where the edge or point of your tail/nose stabs into your ankle(s). Increases in pain and severity the more razor tailed your nose or tail becomes.
Gnarly dude A: Damn dude, check out the shark bite George got from that bail on the Blunt Fakie from yesterday.

*Shows Gnarly dude B picture on phone*

Gnarly dude B: Fuck eh? That shit looks infected, yo. Them shits may require amputation...
by bewbays July 15, 2017
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land shark

a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.
by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004
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jizz shark

A shark that is covered in a creamy layer of thick salty man semen.
Cameron loves to eat shark, he his favorite is jizz shark
by Cream fish March 8, 2016
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Corn Shark

(n) A big poop with corn in it.
I just released a corn shark back into the wild.
by David Hastie December 15, 2004
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Trench Shark

A shark that is covered in yellow trench tape. Normally very small and made out of rubber. Related to TØP's new album Trench.
Person 1: Yo that shark is really cool.

Person 2: Its Trench Shark, he came from Dema.
by I.am.big.smart November 24, 2018
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loan shark

One who is known to loan money to folks around there neighborhood, but with interest in mind. If you fail to re-pay them on time expect drastic consequences (ie. bodily harm or worse).
<Tony> My rent is due tomorrow but I don't get paid for another week.
<James> You're fucked bro, better go see "Ricky" (loan shark).
<Tony> F**k that homie, I ain't risking my balls to no loan shark.
by lilshizzy July 19, 2004
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Shaggy Shark

A man who hasn't shaved anywhere but still manages to be at the top of the food chain with the ladies.
I'm sick and tired of getting cockblocked by that shaggy shark over there.
by Oceaninto January 5, 2017
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