Poon Tonic

An alcoholic drink that will get a girl drunk to help you get laid.

Dude what are you drinking, it's stout as fuck? It's poon tonic, I'm gonna go give it to that slut over there.

by teitezzy January 3, 2011

poon steady

To be regularly fucking two or more girls while still being single.

"Ryan, do you really have to bring Amber coffee at work?"
"Hey man, it's the little things that keep you poon steady"

by Bonjanglez64 August 10, 2014

Poon Shadow

When a woman has a five o-clock shadow on her beav before her next waxing.

"Girl, I think it's time for a Brazillian, you have a poon shadow."

by r8dersjc January 8, 2014

Poo Poon

Slang term used for a butthole in the most informal way.

When Michael was viciously flicking Janet's clitoris with his tongue, the pleasure compelled Janet to eat Michael's poo poon with the same enthusiasm.

by Buttstuff30 November 29, 2020

Partners in poon

Two guys, usually best buds, who back each other up when it comes to the ladies. they are each others wingmen, and occasionally will both try to get with the same girl

"hey, dude, mark just helped me hook up with that chick. we're partners in poon"

by mistermach7 February 9, 2010

Poon Rudder

Noun. A rare string of excess pussy meat originating from an otherwise normal looking twat, usually starting from the pussy opening and ending in or around the asshole. Some have been know to fan out off of the taint much like the fin growing on the back of a Stegasaurus. Other cases have been know to dangle just below the female hatchet wound like a bedside lamp string. Most women with this condition, especially the fin type, are able to navigate through rough waters with race boat precision.

I managed to take my swim teacher home one night after some drinks. One thing lead to another and I ended up going down on her. Much to my amaze and dumbfoundness after removing her panties , her vagina revealed somthing extra. A Poon Rudder. That explained the olympic caliber 100m freestyle lap times.

by Chadillac1080 April 21, 2017

Poon Moon

When a girl is on all fours and you can see her ass and vagina from the back.

Dude I asked that volley ball chick for nudes and she sent me a poon moon shot.

Yeah I asked her for some also but she just sent me a shot of her vag and it was beet red, like she was abusing it.

by Phil Smooth October 30, 2017