Beef meaty nonce

Gay pedophile who only eats sausages

He’s a beef meaty nonce

by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019

Nonces

People who spends too much time studying and not enough time outside.

Those guys are such nonces, touch some grass!

by gary):&/&/ November 30, 2023

nonce

when a person does perverted things to young childern be them male or female

person 1: dude did you hear what kayden did to that minor?
person 2: yeah i did they are such a nonce

by yourmom69696696996966969696969 July 29, 2022

Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls

oh look, nick da nonce is back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !

by Nlcgang November 23, 2021

nonce

UK Slang

Slang for a Pedophile.

"Brandon's a right Nonce!"

by I WILL SHREK U M9 November 20, 2017

Nonce

1. Nonce, is a pervert regardless of gender. More oftenly used as an inside joke between friends. More common in England than in other parts of the UK. Most of the people referred to as nonces are because they are acting in a peado-sih manner.

Jinx keeps on making everything sexual in the chat so Chlobra calls her out on it. "Jinx, you're being a right nonce. If you keep making these jokes I'm going to tell your girlfriend that you're a nonce."

by MaryQueenOfScots November 21, 2020

door nonce

a person who can’t close a door properly according to my dad

“mia you can’t close that door properly you’re such a door nonce”

by mcjvis June 11, 2024