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Luke

Ew.
Girl one: Who is that

Girl two: Luke

Girl one: ew.
by Luke hater July 11, 2021
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Luke

He is mean and against women. He’s v far up his own ass because he believes getting kicked in the balls hurts more than childbirth.
Person 1: Ugh that guy is sexist
Me: That must be a Luke
by jew01117228832 June 8, 2018
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Luke

A smartass young man who smokes meth, gets drunk, and beats women on a daily basis.
Look at Luke over there all fucked up and what not. His personality matches the wife beater he's wearing.
by Carlos024 October 2, 2018
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Luke

That luke is a right shithouse.
Our son will be a shot house so we will call him Luke
by -Jamfos930 August 3, 2020
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Luke

Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.
"did you see luke the other day?"
"yeah, he ran into a stop sign."
by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021
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Luke

A very chill, relaxed guy. He's the type of person that if you get to know, has a lot of interesting qualitys, but usually keeps them hidden away.
"Luke it so chill, but has a great personality"
by FortniteTerrible October 5, 2019
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Luke

Someone usually if the “douche” nature who likes do show off and brag about stuff that nobody cares about. Luke’s usually don’t get along with many people. If you know a Luke please donate to his make-A-wish
Did you see Luke?

Yeah I feel bad.

We should donate to his make-a-wish for mental retardation!

Yeah.
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