The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.
Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.
or
Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.
or
Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.
by Twice bitten June 26, 2009
Get the Beach Logmug. "I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"
"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"
"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"
by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009
Get the Deuce Logmug. by SamTheSlayer September 30, 2012
Get the log slammug. A phenomenon where there is a crossover containing Pokey Minch from Earthbound as well as a character from another media that should never (under any circumstances) interact with him.
The term originates from the original Rotting Log, which involved the character P03 from Inscryption.
The term originates from the original Rotting Log, which involved the character P03 from Inscryption.
by soyhuman September 3, 2023
Get the Rotting Logmug. A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.
So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.
My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
by DaGoose February 1, 2006
Get the straight logmug. A great drinking spot in the woods. A great place for drinking Mickey’s deuces in excess without worrying about the cops. It might not be that comfortable but all of places to piss and different ways to run if the cops did come into the woods.
Hey are you going to “Da Log” later? Because T.C. Is getting cases and cases of deuces right now and you know the Elsmere cops won’t bother us there!!
by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020
Get the Da logmug. by Titan49 January 3, 2018
Get the the log trainmug.