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lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.
I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log
by Shredwards May 17, 2016
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Log tm

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Critical Thinking

Mommy and Daddy fighting
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Satans log

When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole
Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG
by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021
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log slam

My girlfriend loves it when I log slam her ass and call her a slut.
by SamTheSlayer September 30, 2012
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epic log

Another saying for taking a big shit.
person1: yo,did u see the epic log jeffery left in the toilet

person2: yea,it was huge
by jessiedame March 13, 2011
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Rotting Log

A phenomenon where there is a crossover containing Pokey Minch from Earthbound as well as a character from another media that should never (under any circumstances) interact with him.

The term originates from the original Rotting Log, which involved the character P03 from Inscryption.
"We should totally rotting log with William Afton from Five Nights At Freddy's."
by soyhuman September 3, 2023
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save log

A record kept being referred back to for future reference. Examples, Journal, Family Tree, Recipe Book, Mirror Notes, Self Texts.
Keep a save log of your day to look back and reflect upon.

Keeping a save log can help you in your studies.
by Green Starlight May 9, 2020
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