Jackie

A very very short girl with an explosive attitude. You normally can find her telling pointless annoying jokes you can find on those popsicle sticks. Don't touch this kind of girl because that only leads to her flipping shit like it's her period 24/7.

Did you see Jackie this morning?
Yeah she almost ate my finger off when i tried to hug her.

by Eric_sich May 24, 2017

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Peper Jacky

A unique way to satisfy someone.

Necessities:
Jalapeño juice and seeds
A hand
Private part(s)

Pour the juice and seeds onto your hand. The seeds cause small wounds because of the friction so that the juice can penetrate well. When you start satisfying someone with your juicy hand, the temperature quickly rises.

Me: I was crying for a week after Linda gave me a Peper Jacky on my birthday.
BGF: Oh man, that sucks! But I recently lost my foreskin in a docking accident. I almost bled to death.

by Vurendheet June 21, 2019

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Jackie didn't have the Authority

Jackie Weaver

Jackie Weaver – if you recall the dialogue from the jaw-droppingly chaotic parish council meeting – had “no authority” to remove councillors from the meeting. “No authority at all.”
theguardian.com/society/2022/mar/29/jackie-weaver-had-no-authority-after-all-investigation-finds

Jackie didn't have the authority to kick them out of the meeting.

by iwanttodrawahouse January 5, 2023

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Auntie Jackie

mean,rude

hey auntie Jackie can i get my hair done different like braided into a ponytail?

Auntie Jackie: " No stop being lazy"

by you don't know me and know u March 31, 2022

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Jackie Fakie

n. A person providing exceptional customer service far above a 5 star level.

My flight itinerary was screwed when one of my flights was canceled while i was in a foreign country, and fortunately Jackie Fakie worked hours fixing it, and also saving me a boat load of cash in the process. True story.

by C potter September 10, 2021

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