Chill Factor

1.How cold someone really is.

2.How desperate for a sweatshirt someone is.

The girl gave away her chill factor in math class:

Girl: ooohh i'm so coldd... Henry do you have a sweatshirt?

Henry (Quaterback): No, sorry.

Brendan (Math Geek): I have a sweatshirt you can borrow!

Girl: oh.. actually, its ok. Its actually kinda hot in here now.

by mylifeisawkward81 October 07, 2009

factor first

our new motto in Mrs. Gruman's Algerbra 2H class that means to factor first!

'Factor first!' reminded mrs. gruman trying to add humor in the classroom

by JackieC January 26, 2004

boner factor

the increase in length of your penis when you have a boner

Dude my dick is like 5 inches not including my boner factor

by say-d April 23, 2008

Crackleation Factor

Meaning degree of what's up.

What's the crackleation factor bitch?

by Chris hollywood October 21, 2004

Cooter Factor

The sex to money ratio of a relationship with a woman.

Every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
Sex = +70 pts
Oral = +35 pts
Anal = +100 pts

You take a girl out to dinner and spend $100 your cooter factor is -100 pts. Now if you have sex with her that's +70 pts bringing your cooter factor -30. Not bad, but if you get some mouth play as well that's an additional +35 pts bringing your cooter factor to +5. Conventual wisdom tells us if your cooter factor falls below -200 you're better off getting a hooker.

by I The Imperial February 22, 2010

do factor

the sex appeal of someone or yourself based on a scale of -100 to 100

man my do factor just rose to 100

by Lou November 02, 2003

Linoleum Factor

1. Doing something right the first time so it can be used for a long period of time.

2. giving a member of the opisite sex such a great sexual experience that you can treat them like dirt for years.

3. lay it right the first time, and you can walk on it for years.

That girl must have hit him with the linoleum factor, 'cause she treats him like crap.

by frankfiredawg November 17, 2008