Feeding the goat

1. Sneaking around in highschool to do drugs, have sex, or other forbidden activities. Common in agricultural areas. See also "Feeding the cow" "Feeding the sheep" and so on.

"My parents have no idea. I just tell them we are feeding the goat."

by Jackassjones September 27, 2020

feeding the penguins

named for the way penguins feed their young through regurgitation. When you get so drunk you throw up.

Aww man, This time tommorow I'll be feeding the penguins

by Jack Will October 23, 2007

Manatee Feeding

The act of shoving food into one's gullet in public in a manner which makes other's lose their apetite.

"Look at that fat bitch totaly Manatee Feeding off that popcorn!"

by Melcryptovestimentaphiliac August 18, 2008

Feed Fuck

(v.) to feed fuck: to post the same shit on multiple pages and platforms, thus clogging your friends' and followers' feeds with redundant crap. / e.g. This girl posted the same picture of her ugly baby on three different FB groups, twitter, and instagram. She totally feed-fucked me.
(n.) feed fuck: The act of serial posting the same thing over and over to all receptive media platforms. / e.g. "All those posts of Stacy's ugly baby over social media?!?.... A total feed fuck."

Please don't post the same thing on all of your social media pages and in multiple FB groups and other threads; I keep seeing your stupid post over and over, and you're totally feed fucking me!!!

by DaCheese41 February 16, 2019

mini-feed

The Orwellian device designed and employed by Facebook to garner curiosity and interest in other people's business where it isn't due and/or wasn't intended.

The first thing I saw on the mini-feed when I logged into Facebook was a two sentence rant from one girl to another about how her room-mate wouldn't shut up on the phone.

by vojtekdabear September 11, 2009

Feed Kismet

When two unrelated stories appear side by side on a social media feed, and yet somehow share some commonality.

I thought I'd share this funny bit of feed kismet. My friend from college shared a status saying,"A little late night partying never hurt nobody." Then immediately under that, the Houston Chronicle posted a headline reading,"Bachelor Party Ends in Fatal Stabbing."

by VicShuttee October 20, 2016

Dick Feed

Dick feeding describes the event wherein the shotgun of a penis shaped piece is being modulated by a fellow smoker/innocent bystander whilst the individual taking the hit uses two lighters to cherry bowl as he or she embraces him or herself for what can only be described as a godlike hit.

"Yo Derek, feed me that dick man."

"Give me your hand mayne, it's dick feeding time."

by hellzyamang September 8, 2009