The Red Hot Chocolate Eskimo

Step 1 : Piss in the snow to make hole
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole

Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city

Hey man, I was really lonely last night so I did the red hot chocolate Eskimo and I gotta say...it was the best orgasm of my life.

by DuffManJones February 19, 2019

eskimo felching

When two parties are engaged in Intimate activities face-to-face with each other and one party inhales a column of the other party's snot from their nostril

I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.

by Zute October 13, 2023

eskimo driveby

When a man rubs his nose gently on a woman’s clit

Anuk queefed in my face when I give her an eskimo driveby.

by Vagnipt January 21, 2018

Eskimo Snowpie

An extremely derogatory and racist term to describe a Native American person; brought to existence by a racist farmer.

I can’t believe that Eskimo Snowpie had the audacity to cut me off in traffic. They should go back to their reservation!

by FarmingTomatoesInAlbania June 02, 2021

Viking Eskimo kiss

When two dudes rub beards together.

Frank and Scott rub beards together as eskimos would, but it’s 2021 so Viking Eskimo kisses r a thing

by Viking Eskimo kisses November 04, 2021

eskimo family

two people who have had sex with two different people in the same family

person 1: oh shoot you slept with riley? i slept with her brother!
person 2: you know what that means… we are eskimo family!!

by liv356 July 19, 2022

Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.

Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.

by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013