swamp dong

When male genetilia is all hot and sweaty; like swamp ass (swass) or boob sweat (swoob).

It's like 104 degrees outside and these polyester shorts are giving me a bad case of swamp dong.

by qharkanson December 27, 2014

Swamp Notch

When poor hygene, and / or prolonged physical activity (sometimes combined with particular clothing that doesn't let skin breathe) develop a sometimes waxy or cheesy build-up in the vagina lips. In the same boat as "swamp ass", but can give you the rotten / fishy-swampstache if your mouth dares to venture near.

After a serious workout at the gym, she was sporting a hearty crotch soup of back and front-door taint mixed with sweat, giving her swamp notch.

by MoLoSFB February 4, 2010

Swamp Adjustment

Verb: When on a hot and/or humid day or when under physical strain without a shower one must go to the bathroom and wipe the sweat out of their ass.

A coworker accidentally walked into my stall the other 100 degree day when I was performing a swamp adjustment. We haven't made eye contact since.

by Scarb August 12, 2011

Swamp Kraken

Swamp Kraken(Noun) a kraken of the swamps, but with uglier looks and of fewer teeth then the regular krakens.; a even uglier female than a swamp donkey,, usually with worse temperment than a swamp donkey as well, a swamp donkey might actually be of more intelligience ( Still running tests....)

Bro, look at that pissed off, Swamp Kraken going off on that guy over there....

by C.hustle January 10, 2023

Swamp cheese

A cheesy smell coming from the scrotum, usually caused from unwashed dumpster dick. Could also be caused from dipping your fresh cock into swamp puss. You stink up the whole god damn house as soon as you drop your drawers to wash blue cheese nuts. It a lot like fermunda Cheese. A stinky smells that comes fermunda your nuts. But swamp cheese is more severe.

I came home from a whores house and had the worst swamp cheese I’ve ever had!

by Swampcheese69 April 4, 2019

Swamp Gator

An attractive woman who preys on men at parties.

Careful of Jenny, she's a total Swamp Gator.

by John2932 March 13, 2021

Swamp Chomp

The act of eating an unlceaned booty or the booty of someone with swamp ass.

Eating dirty ass.

I don’t care if she just got done working out, I’d swamp chomp that.
She’s so hot I’d swamp chomp even if she just took a shit.

by pimpinbitches July 6, 2019