handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear

I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.

by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022

pork mat

A reference to a discord conversation, a slur for stuck-up people.

God. That dude is such a pork mat.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis

David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.

by D'Arcy 69 April 7, 2017

Pork Portal

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.

Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...

by peejaybee October 7, 2008

pork slider

That greasy, sweaty douchebag at the gym. He shops at buckle, is the macho man on the stair stepper, and slides into your DMs.

You're a real pork slider, you know that?

by TheOGporkslider July 31, 2016

Pork Sleeves

What they do with a pig's foreskin after they slaughter it. Fashionable accessories are made by drying out the skin and beading, or bejewelling it. These multi-functional pieces can be boiled and eaten if you are lost in the wilderness.

Hey Thurman, these pork sleeves would sure taste good on a salad sword!!!

by saladsorceress March 12, 2011

salted pork?

salted pork?

salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022