Poor Man's Poker

It's a version of poker played with regular cards, but you're all poor, so you bet any worthless objects you have on your person. After the game, the players get their stuff back so they can play again.
1. Wanna play some poker?
2. I'm too poor for that shit man
1. What about poor man's poker?
2. I got a couple wrappers and a meusli bar I can use....
by Spoom1901 June 25, 2020
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Poor Little JAP

Someone that isn't really Jewish, but whines about disadvantages and injustice/unfairness to try and make themself look like an underdog in life desite not actually being one in reality.
The only thing marginalized about the Poor Little JAP was her bullshit image. She was as mainstream and attention seeking as anybody could get back in high school.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
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Poor boy napkin

The act of being so poor that you can’t afford to buy actual napkins, so you have to rip off part of your brown lunch bag to use as a napkin.
Dude #1: Yo dawg, why are you ripping your lunch bag?
Dude #2: It’s a poor boy napkin cuh, I blew all my money on strippers and cocaine so I can’t afford to buy actual napkins.
Dude #1: Sheeiiiit that blows
by Steve finklemanburg October 08, 2019
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Poor People Airpods

regular Apple headphones, but the wires have been cut off to give the appearance of AirPods
dang, did you see joshua’s new airpods?

nah, those are poor people airpods, they aren’t even real.
by mawrkuhs’ March 22, 2019
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poor man's clone

When you have sex with your daughter, impregnate her and she has a daughter whom you impregnate, continued until you reach a person who is genetically the same as you.
You hear about Kevin? His daughter-wife is expecting a girl and pretty soon he's going to be 87.5% of the way to a poor man's clone.
by Jimbob Uncle November 30, 2017
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Poor mans ket

Pop a 5mg Valium and smoke cannabis it puts the user in a dissociative state for about 3 hours
Users should expect dizziness, confusion lose of motor fuction
Tommy:why are u acting weird bro
Brodie: I took some poor mans ket
by Fuckthegaysstraightalltheway November 23, 2018
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Poor Man's Diet

Two Curlywurlies
Two Chomps
And Three Slices
Of Brown Bread
by SqueegeeMan. March 26, 2022
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