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Jean-Phillipe Kindler

Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"

is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.

Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.

At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.

Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023
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Phillip

(Not all Phillips ofc)

A guy who isn’t even thaaat attractive (to me) and plays with other girls hearts he supposedly dosent cheat but breaks up with them after finding someone 😂😂. Phillip can’t fight and brings his sister in drama that isn’t her damn business 🤦 ♀️

Phillip is very annoying and if someone insults him he gets his so called “gang” over to the table and tried to roast them.

Phillip is also a guy who cries over a stupid comment acting like a baby.

(Only my personal experience)
Person 1: ugh Phillip has been annoying me all day trying to flirt

Person 2: well ofc he wants to date everyone .
by I gtg now June 27, 2021
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kelly phillips

Kelly Phillips knows what he's doing.
by Nicholeb October 11, 2022
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kai phillips

Such a boyo eats stinging rogers for breakfast always got cash in the back burner. Cowie dipper pig slipper pinger scranner
He’s hitting that blunt like he’s kai phillips
by RepoPhilepo January 6, 2023
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adam phillips

A picture of your poop that you send to all of your friends.
Did you see his Adam Phillips! It was so nasty!
by yourboimattyp April 19, 2018
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Angry Phillip

A person named Phillip who has anger issues, usually because he has a small penis.
What's your problem, quit being such an angry Phillip!
by Maybabii March 31, 2020
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Phillip

A big ass man who loves to put big pieces of meat in his mouth, looks kinda like humpty dumpty and is indo-american
Yo Phillip stop tryna suck my meat :smirk:
by anonymous February 4, 2025
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