E: Do you remember the other night at Domino's (best original Italian pizza), that strange conversation that Mihalis started?
M: Totally! I had no idea what pegging meant but Mihalis certainly illuminated us! For a guy that claims he's never tried it, he sure seems to know an awful lot about it, don't you think?
P: I didn't mean to bring this up, but there were strange noises coming out of his room that night! And you know who he was sharing the room with!
E: The rat guy? Is this why he was walking with a limp this morning at breakfast?
M: This must have been it. What a legend! Long live the king of pegging!
All: Hurray!
M: Totally! I had no idea what pegging meant but Mihalis certainly illuminated us! For a guy that claims he's never tried it, he sure seems to know an awful lot about it, don't you think?
P: I didn't mean to bring this up, but there were strange noises coming out of his room that night! And you know who he was sharing the room with!
E: The rat guy? Is this why he was walking with a limp this morning at breakfast?
M: This must have been it. What a legend! Long live the king of pegging!
All: Hurray!
by greek_bitz April 03, 2019
The formal ceremony where pirates are presented with a wooden leg following an amputation. Wooden legs offer pirates mobility at the cost of reduced speed and a pronounced limp. It is a pure coincidence that the definition is shared with pirates that have been pegged in their booty with the aid of a removable peg leg.
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oh my god when my girl was pegging me all i could imagine was how she felt when i was rawdogging her from behind
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