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MAP

Unopinionated (NPOV):
MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, which is a term coined by Pedophiles, in order to get acceptance and respect from the LGBTQ+ Community. However, attempts of associating Pedophiles or MAPs in the LGBT+ Community has been rejected due to moral concerns.

Opinionated (For Comedic Value, if you are easily offended, go to Wikipedia):
MAP stands for Monster Asshole Pedophiles, which is used to describe Matt Walsh, EDP445, Hatsumi Rou, Theodore Kaczynski, Peter Scully and Apollo Quiboloy. They are Untermensch (Not Jews) lowlife subhumans that are Class Omega Citizens, that wants acceptance from the LGBT+ Community, but it was rejected because their morals are fucked up. What they do is fancy anyone who is below the age of consent, which is weird and fucked up. Worse of all, they are responsible for child sexual abuse, and dark-web level shit that does more harm than good to the children.

Matt Walsh and the Alt-Right's perception of pedophiles is distorted and wrong, as they associate transgender peoples to pedophiles, in which are not, because correlation does not equal causation and that's the false cause fallacy. The Alt-Right Incels claim themselves to "save the children" but does more harm to them.
Person 1: Beware everyone, Apollo Quiboloy is going to use the remote to turn off the sun, repent before this happens
Person 2: Shut the fuck up I'm not going in to your stupid cult that is run by stinky-ass MAP that sexually exploits children onto sending nudes
by MarioFan171 July 24, 2024
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cuddle-map

The process of mapping your loved ones physical features and scent while holding / embracing each other
At the end of their visit, as they were laying there in an embrace and she realized she was cuddle-mapping as it would be 2 weeks before she was in his arms again .
by Mrs Major Payne January 29, 2023
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map emoji meme

The map emoji meme is a MASSIVE meme begun by @1cashangel on X (formerly Twitter). The meme began in 2025 on August 24, but started to take off later in September of the same year. The meaning of the meme is nothing, it's funny because it means absolutely nothing, and nobody finds the actual emoji funny.
Person 1: Hey what's up
Person 2: *insert map emoji meme picture*
by cashangel September 9, 2025
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map sniping

To lay and wait for something to pop up, then go get it
I’m map sniping at home I don’t wanna go look for anything.
by Love lazy ppl April 23, 2018
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zluks mapping

soar mapping but worse :osuHOW:

aka zl mapping, zluks, zl_ks
"bro this aint even soar mapping 💀"

"yea this fukin zluks mapping"
by Soarosugaming April 30, 2022
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Westside Treasure Map

a map that helps you locate bars where you could find a Westside Treasure or two (or three!)
I printed up a Westside Treasure Map for the bachelor party this weekend!
by Genetic Drift December 21, 2009
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The Marauders Map

When receiving fellatio right before you cum she takes a vape hit. She blows a ring of smoke then spits the cum through the ring. The goal is to catch the cum in your own mouth.
Dude 1: How'd you go last night?
Dude 2: Dude she gave me the marauders map!
Dude 1: Did it taste like vape?
Dude 2: You'll have to try it for yourself ;)
by ndawg7 September 27, 2018
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