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coconut brothers

Two or more very close friends form a pact by placing their testicles on a large stone and smashing their testicles with coconuts. The testicles will not be able to function, resulting in no further procreation. Coconut brothers is a bond that will last a lifetime and will be cherished between the brothers
Yoo dude you wanna become coconut brothers?
by brugley August 21, 2021
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coconut boy

The masculine version of the 00s coconut girl aesthetic made popular via TikTok in summer 2021. A coconut boy has a deep unshakeable inner chill and is seen in, on, or near water for much of the year. He loves his mom, convenience stores, novelty, democracy and never smiles in photos but is the first to cry during Toy Story 3. Has signature accessories that he wears daily. Frequently friendzoned but always ends up with hotties. Can communicate telepathically with most animals. A really great guy to have in your corner
A: How was the club with that coconut boy last night
B: They wouldn't let us in because his vintage 80s t-shirt and swishy pants "didn't fit the club's image" or something
A: Bummer
by domina-horchata November 6, 2022
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coconut hips

open your hips
by smellyrats February 13, 2021
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coconut-pilled

When an older man pulls out during sex and dribbles cum.

Khaira: “Ewww gross Brandon dripped all over me again”

Luna: “Hun your beaver is super cuter like this
coconut-pilled
by Bolo99 July 5, 2024
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Coconut dog

by Kouda May 18, 2018
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coconutting

The act of cumming into a selfmade coconut-fleshlight.
Damn, coconutting 4 times a day really is exhausting!
by coconuttingisfun August 6, 2017
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Coconut Popsicle

"when i suck dick, i just pretend its a coconut Popsicle"
by 69forfree April 21, 2019
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