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I’m A Brand

When someone completely loses their sense of humour because they don’t think it fits in with their brand
Andrew screamed “I’m A Brand take that off Instagram immediately!” when he saw a hilarious joke his best friend made that didn’t fit with his YouTube Channel’s “Andrew On Glue” brand.
by seanalfred January 31, 2021
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Edge Brand

Using a rubberband to tie off your penis for the ultimate edging.
My girlfriend wanted me to try an edge brand. Didn't have a tight enough rubber band though. I leaked too early
by Elrya Alora, God Tier February 3, 2021
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Sticker Brand

A small, often single person run company whose sole business model is to import (or even just dropship) cheap garbage from China and sell it at 3-5x markup on Ebay or Amazon under their own label and make it seem as if they produce the product. I.E their only proprietary product is their brand sticker which they slap on cheap Chinese products.
Hey, I found this cool watch on Amazon made by "watchcompanyUSA" and it's only $100, what a deal!

- That's just another sticker brand, their products are really bad quality, despite being priced the same as real manufacturers. Oh look, I found it on " Alibaba / Aliexpress being sold for $20 ".
by pseudo_nyymi April 17, 2021
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Motel 6 Raisin Brand

A covert term most notably used to indicate that you intend to purchase an inexpensive elderly prostitute to a group text message of johns.
Hey guys, I’m headed up to East Bethel to grab some Motel 6 Raisin Brand, I hear it’s AMAZING!
by Yo Noid! September 2, 2022
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Off-brand Fabulous

The cheap brand, or version, of a product that is so bad yet memorable that it creates an emotional connection in your mind.
Have you seen The Rings of Power?? It's Amazon's new LOTR series. I'm telling you girl, it's off-brand fabulous.
by RollingFuckBale September 7, 2022
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off-brand fabulous

The cheap brand/version of a product that is so bad yet memorable that it creates an emotional connection in your mind, often confused with actual appreciation or novelty.
Have you seen The Rings of Power?? It's Amazon's new LOTR series. I'm telling you girl, it's off-brand fabulous.
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Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands
Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022
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