THANOS

VERY HOT MEN LOOK LIKE GRAPE
NOT FAT
EVERYONE'S DREAM MAN
ME THE HOT YES CHILL OF YES YOU NO
YOU FAT

Thanos beautiful

by THANOS_IS_BEATIFU March 6, 2020

Thanos

A prune that tried to put on makeup an just make himself more like a prune the real reason why he wants to make the universe 50% off is beacase there will be less people to make fun of him. And also less people to make fun of his shiny rock collection an his historical oven mitt. And has back problems because he sits on a $5 throne that is made up out of rocks.

Boy: Ha Ha you have a prune for a head

SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence

SPANNING SOUND

Thanos: AHHH

by TheBloodyLegend123 May 7, 2020

Thanos

I fat shriveled prune looking for some pebbles to lob at a couple of slightly strong people. Also he has a ball sack chin and a gold cum sock.

Oh no it's that fat purple bloke. Whats his name? Ah yes Thanos.

by xd_erectgamer_69 May 21, 2020

Thanos Shift

When working in retail or fast food, where half of the working staff are present, and all of the resources and supplies are there.

“I can’t believe that Jeff got everyone else sick with a cold. Thanks to him, we’re stuck in a Thanos Shift.”

by CaveJohnson94 June 9, 2020

Thanos

This dude is a big wrinkly grape with a shiny glove and an obsession with coloured stones

Do you think Thanos will get the stones

by Mollyjadethemarvelwhore July 26, 2020

Thanos

Someone who killed spider-man and made iron man sacrifice his self to make people cry 😢

Thanos when he got surgery they said let’s do surgery on a grape

by Georgie-Plays-YT September 29, 2020

gay thanos

There is no straight thanos there is only a gay one

Thor: Thanos, why have you abandoned your quest for universal dominance?

Thanos: Thor, my purpose has evolved. I've found love with a powerful cosmic being named Eridian. We now seek to bring balance to the cosmos through unity and understanding.

Thor: Love has changed you, Thanos?

Thanos: Indeed, Thor. Love has shown me a different path—one where power is not just about control but about forging connections that transcend the boundaries of conquest. Gay thanos

by Puff Floyd February 5, 2024