texas train

The act of a husband and wife asking a male Long Horn fan to join in a three some where the Long Horn fan enters the wife's vagina and the husband enters the Long Horn fans asshole and all three work in tandem tandum while making train or locomotive sounds.

Me and my wife boarded the Texas Train after a Texas Long Horn game. Whooo whooo

by SCnative July 18, 2016

Texas Sandblaster

Sleep on the beach with your lover...then get up before they do, hold in that big morning fart, then pull your pants off and sit in the sand. Finally spread your bare ass next to your sleeping lover's head and wake her up with a brisk sand blasted fart!

Randall woke his girlfriend up with a Texas Sandblaster and she knifed his fucking jeep tires!!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014

Rockdale Texas

Better than Cameron Texas that’s for sure.

Rockdale Texas is crap but not as bad as Cameron.

by jasonderuIo April 19, 2020

Texas Surprise

(N) An accidental crossfire during a sexual encounter with a woman involving two or more men, generally referred to as a "gangbang." A man aims his penis in error at the moment of orgasm, offloading onto another of the male parties involved. The Texas Surprise is generally most potent when the cumshot winds up on the face of the receiving male.

"After pulling out to finish, John was so enveloped in the heat of his orgasm that he didn't realize he'd given Tim a Texas Surprise!"

"Dude; that guy just gave Ron Jeremy a Texas Surprise! He'll never get work in this town again!"

by Auralius June 5, 2013

Iredell Texas

Small ass town in the middle of Texas. Population 360, but varies based when the pipeliners leave for the oil rigs. Known around Texas as Snuff City, and Iredellians are proud of it!

Hey, there's a bonfire after the 6 man game tomorrow night in Iredell Texas. Wanna go?
Man, I can't. I've gotta leave Snuff City for the oil rigs in the morning. Me and the old lady are saving for a new double wide.

by backinthesticks February 20, 2011

Kenedy Texas

A small town in Texas where all the girls do is have sex (even with cousins) and all the guys do is smoke pot. Incest is common.

Kenedy Texas may be one of the worst towns in Texas

by Johnkelu April 27, 2017

Texas Hanky

When outside and you need to blow your nose, you hold the clear nostril shut with a finger and blow a booger out the other on to the parking lot. Its more eco-friendly because you use no paper. Works better if they're a little on the wet side.

Fred - Oh man did you see that old woman blow that booger on the ground?

Ed - That's a Texas Hanky.

by workforlivn May 6, 2014