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Testickler

The type of goatee-type beard grown specifically by those who want to hide their true sexual orientation, which would be that of homosexual. Meant to give the recipient of oral sex by the grower of the testickler a tickling sensation on their scrotum.
"Look, those bikers over there all are sporting testicklers!"

- Dead guy
by Spanks Johnson February 29, 2012
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testicle shitting

Adj : one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual

A prefix in testicle shitting rectal wort/testicle shitting rectal wart and testicle shitting penguin rapist
can be used in a noun as testicle shitter
Man1: "Billy is such a testicle shitting faggot"
Man2: "Your a testicle shitting ass hole, not because your gay but because your a sucky person shown by your homophobia!'
by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017
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Fantastical Testicles

Anyone that has overly large man-man (balls) that women are attracted to without even seeing them.
Erika: Ahhh man did you see Elijah yesterday?
Lucy: Yeah I wanted to suck on his dick all day!!
Erika: I know, especially on his Fantastical Testicles!
Lucy: .....His balls right?
Erika: YEP!!
by Tr1pl3Cs & That Guy April 26, 2011
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Turtle Testicle

An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.
ChristmasLights101: Well you know what.

Jaesyn: What
ChristmasLights101: You're a Turtle Testicle
by ChristmasLights101 December 1, 2019
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Three testicles

Three testicles

A word to describe pain, confusion and stupidity
Person: Yo did you do homework

Other person: three testicles

Person: what?
Other person: three testicles
by Three testicles 090 February 1, 2022
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lil shrekward testicles

its a mix between the little einsteins, shrek, squidward, and well testicles
lil shrekward testicles should be in a movie
by mjh657 May 13, 2019
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Holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: y u no care
You: yes
by Memerlol March 8, 2020
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