by Cookypookie November 27, 2023
Get the TERRORISM mug.Once upon a time, in the year 2018 there was an oversized janitor who worked at Morrisons. However, he was not just any janitor, this janitor was named Terence Potter. But, why was he so different to any other janitor you may ask? He had kept a HUGE secret from his family and fellow employees.
For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.
As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.
To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.
He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.
…hence the name Terrorance!
For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.
As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.
To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.
He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.
…hence the name Terrorance!
by FayTheGoldDigger August 11, 2024
Get the Terrorance mug.Hym "No. Fuck you. My proximity to a terrorist reduces the value of my life to 0. It's not terrorism. I'm not a terrorist. ACCORDING TO URBAN DICTIONARY I'm 'Some random fucking schizo.' Right? Where did that 70 million dollars come from? I'll give you a hint: His brain is filled to the brim with fluids right now."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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by crinklehumphrey January 19, 2024
Get the terror mug.Nope. It was completely justified. If you are going to lock people in your basement. You deserve what ever they do you when they escape.
Hym "And I'll expound on that by saying it ISN'T the Israeli civilians who deserve it. The Israeli government deserved it more than the civilians did. But Hamas can't get to the government officials, can they? It should have been the Israeli leadership's families. So, the civilians had to bite the bullet intended for their leaders. It maybe have been an 'act of terror' but it was an act of terror that was invited by the Israeli government so they could finish what they started 70 years ago and drive the Palestinians out of Israeli."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Get the terror radius mug.Person A: did you hear about social terrorism?
Person B: yeah, I'm so glad unicorns and donkeys became friends!
Person B: yeah, I'm so glad unicorns and donkeys became friends!
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