crusty teeth

Aka BROWN SMILE
When eating out a partner and or parters in the anus.....

1 wow man my teeth are so crusty from lasts nights gangbang.
2 holly crap check out my crusty teeth that chick had some crazy ass pubes, aleast I got a good floss while I was down there.

by Adam c Wilson May 25, 2006

Cum teeth

When your teeth are caked with cum ,
Usually caused from multiple blow jobs at a time

Fapmonsoon has cum teeth

by moodirun May 18, 2016

Anal teeth

When you have a relaxing poo... nearly finished, but you have to bite with your bumhole to snip that last bit of shit off

I was trying my best to complete the poo of the day, butt I should just chow down with my anal teeth to finish this shitoff

by Rrraaapp September 21, 2016

Alabama Teeter Totter

When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?

“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”

by allahu YEETbar November 20, 2018

picket fence teeth

A large space/gap between every tooth, so that it resembles the spaces in a picket fence.

She doesn't have a smile like Lauren Hutton, she's got picket fence teeth!

by emilyethel June 11, 2014

Corn nuts teeth

Usually someone named dominc and there teeth look like Corn nuts and they have a metal head.

Shut up dominic you have corn nuts teeth

by Domisabitchboyclaptrap November 2, 2019

suck teeth

A great way to get me not to do your yuppie ass a favor.

" Don't suck teeth at me it's not my fault! I said I don't care..."
vs.
"I guess the easiest way to say this for you is fuck off!"

by ayobeslim November 16, 2013