Pop-Tart Lava

When a Pop Tart is cooked in a toaster for too long and the the gooey deliciousness seeps out of the little holes like lava
DUUUUUUUDE! I lava'ed my pop tart this morning
or Pop-Tart Lava came out of my tart this morning!
by Party D January 05, 2010
Get the Pop-Tart Lava mug.

Lobster pop tart

When you douse your hands in hot butter and fist a girl when she is on her period
Dude at the party last night I was so wasted I slipped a girl the lobster pop tart.
by Crabshaq February 22, 2017
Get the Lobster pop tart mug.

Pop Tart Sandwich

A creation consisting of two Pop Tart toaster pastries stacked in between a layer of peanut butter and heated until the peanut butter is warm.
I'm soooo hung over. What do you have to eat?

I've got some Peanut Butter and Pop Tarts.

Looks like I'll be hitting up a Pop Tart Sandwich.
by Sword147 March 07, 2011
Get the Pop Tart Sandwich mug.

pop tart pussy

when a girls vagina has such a distinct smell, that in the morning, after a long night of finger-bangin', when going to eat a pop-tart you are overwhelmed by the smell of that pussy.
Jesus finger-fucking Christ that girl from last night got that pop tart pussy
by Brandon Lawson February 01, 2007
Get the pop tart pussy mug.

pop tart gang

A dangerous gang known as, Pop tart gang, is a group of gang members from a small town in Waseca Minnesota.
Yo, did you hear about Pop tart gang?
by Fuck Offfffffffff April 17, 2018
Get the pop tart gang mug.

pop-tart stoned

when you are so toasted you feel like a pop-tart
Hey man I'm pop-tart stoned we smoked too much
by dankmish December 08, 2010
Get the pop-tart stoned mug.

Portuguese Egg Tart

The act of using a Dyson vacuum to suck the creampie out of a recently insemenated woman. Then reversing the suction of the vacuum directly into said insemenated woman's face. Covering the woman with creampie thus making a runny Portuguese Egg Tart.
Finally got the chance to hook up with my foreign lady Rhubarb and give her a Portuguese Egg Tart. She'll be talking about that for days.
by 2ropes1neck March 26, 2019
Get the Portuguese Egg Tart mug.