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Oral tampon

Term used for a man known to Perform Cunnilingus whilst the female is on her monthly cycle. i.e. eating a cherry pie.

Synonyms: Blood Sucker ; Vampire
You wouldn’t believe how much of an oral tampon my ex boyfriend was!
by E69 May 27, 2019
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Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.
Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?
by BoxCat6769 March 17, 2023
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tampon bracers

That bitch had some fine ass tampon bracers.
by MarkAL August 6, 2010
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moving tampon

Also known as a Toyota Celica specifically black 7th gens
Ladi Dadi drives a moving tampon
by J/K November 10, 2013
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Tampon

A Ford mustang post 1969 that anyone drives. Specifically, the ones that make the driver of this car feels the need to cut off traffic, rev at red lights (no pun intended) and feel the need to wave at fellow tampons.

I.E. - Like a tampon, every pussy has one.
Oh, look another red tampon... used and abused. You can tell because it has to wave at the white mustang.
by HazyHalez November 20, 2017
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used tampon

penis of ill-repute
Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Tampon

Something girls stick up their vagina to keep their blood from leaking.

Girls ofton eat it after to absorb all the blood and keep the cycle going.
Girl #1 : ooo my Tampon has extra blood on it

Girl #2 : eat it so u get ur cycle normal again
by THICKY NICKEY September 8, 2019
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